Still working through that glorious pile of fortune cookies from the other night.

Your friends will soon give you a great surprise.

Okay. Come on, Fortune Cookie. You can’t give me anything else?

It’s a bit of a tease, really.

I have many different sets of friends. Soon is relative. And is it a good surprise or a bad surprise? Great can mean both.

Not even sure how I should react to this…

My birthday is coming up – but time is already booked and plans have been made. No surprises there…or at least, I don’t think so.

You win, Fortune. This time, you win.

<side eye>

I will hope for the best.